butcher-memeSome slogans are strategic and hard-hitting – every single word is there for a reason, – and some slogans are catchy phrases that roll off the tongue and are memorable for just that reason. But in our opinion, the best tag lines are there to induce a chuckle or outright belly-laugh. Here are 22 industry-specific taglines that are just plain fun to read. If you have some good ones not listed here that we should share, post them below. [clear]

1. Butcher: “Let me meat your needs.”

2. Auto Glass Repair: “Best piece of glass in town.”

3. Storage Center: “Best little storehouse in N’Awlins.”

4. Restaurant: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.”

5. Concrete company: “We dry harder.”

6. Taxidermist: “We really know our stuff.”

7. Pastry Shop: “Get your buns in here.”

8. Dry Cleaner: “Drop your pants here.”

9. Towing Company: “We don’t want an arm and a leg… just your tows!”

10. Auto Repair: “We meet by accident.”

11. Bakery: “While you sleep, we loaf.”

12. Window Cleaner: “Your pane is our pleasure.”

13. Diaper Services: “Let us lighten your load.”

14. Funeral homes: “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”

15. Trash Services: “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash.”

16. Garden Shop: “Our business is growing.”

17. Auto Body Shop: “May we have the next dents?”

18. Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”

19. Car Wash: “We take a bite out of grime.”

20. Massage studio: “It’s great to be kneaded.”

21. Sod Installation: “We just keep rolling a lawn.”

22. Commercial Mat Cleaning: “You can walk all over us!”

23. Plumber: “A good flush beats a full house.”

24. Butcher: “Pleased to meat you.”

25. Vacuum Cleaners: “Business Sucks”

26. Coffee Roaster: “We’ve got something to perk you up!”

 

Have anymore? List them below!